What Is Your Favourite Funny Limerick?

I love limericks, particularly those which have a twist at the pause. What is your favourite clean limerick?


Answer:
Take a look at Limericks suitable for all ages.

This one is available on Internet. It is resembling that:

A limerick fan from some place
regarded his work as a failure:
his verse were fine
until the fourth line
?

Comment: Thanks for the answer :-)
I think the first row is probably: A limerick fan from Australia
Answer: I love ryan sheckler!!
Comment: Cool. Thanks! :)
Answer: There was an old man surrounded by France
he loved more than anything to dance
his name was wang
he married ching chang
and give her a nice heavy bang!

This is one of my own hope you like it x
Comment: Not really a limerick Hydroxide. The first, second and end line should rhyme with each other :-(

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